This is an update to what will henceforth be referred to as My Nikon Fiasco.
I hadn’t been contacted by Nikon since their mess-up last week so, fearing the worst, I called them today.
In summary: they need a part for my Nikon D500 and they only ordered it today (perhaps just after my call?…).
It is very unlikely that I will have my camera back in time for my son’s tournament this weekend.
Strike 2, Nikon.