Love it – so carefree. It’s as if she woke up on a Monday morning and decided to make a life change.
“I’m not going to complain about Mondays anymore. I’m going to swing, instead.”
“Swing? No! You have to complain. You must!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s Monday.”
“But I’m swinging. How can I complain about that?”
“Monday ruins everything. You should know.”
“I should? All I do know is that I’m swinging, and it’s great.”
“You just think you’re better than me.”
“I don’t. What I do think is that if I can do something to make Monday a good day, then I’ll do that thing.”
“Nothing can make Monday better. Nothing!”
“Oh yeah? Let’s test that. Does complaining make you feel better?”
“It sure does! Nobody gets to make my life hard without hearing back! And nobody gets to tell me not to complain! I’ll complain even more if they do that!”
“Hmm, I’d say you found something to make Mondays better: complaining.”
Prosophos 
Love it – so carefree. It’s as if she woke up on a Monday morning and decided to make a life change.
“I’m not going to complain about Mondays anymore. I’m going to swing, instead.”
“Swing? No! You have to complain. You must!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s Monday.”
“But I’m swinging. How can I complain about that?”
“Monday ruins everything. You should know.”
“I should? All I do know is that I’m swinging, and it’s great.”
“You just think you’re better than me.”
“I don’t. What I do think is that if I can do something to make Monday a good day, then I’ll do that thing.”
“Nothing can make Monday better. Nothing!”
“Oh yeah? Let’s test that. Does complaining make you feel better?”
“It sure does! Nobody gets to make my life hard without hearing back! And nobody gets to tell me not to complain! I’ll complain even more if they do that!”
“Hmm, I’d say you found something to make Mondays better: complaining.”
“You… you win this time.”